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World Cup Rewind: Revisiting USA vs. Algeria in Pictures

by Miriti Murungi

USA vs Algeria

Allow me to take you back. Back to a place where temperatures were not that hot, nor that cold. To a day that made me termporarily lose my mind. To a venue where an Algerian guy stole my vuvuzela. Okay, I gave it to him accidentally.  Anyway, here are some picture from the U.S. vs. Algeria match. (more…)

Culture

Coming Out of the Big Soccer Closet

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Big Soccer

Amidst the bevy of muppetry that exists on Big Soccer, I sometimes find respite when I don’t feel like over-socializing, yet feel compelled to interact in more than 140 characters about things that most reasonable people would find as interesting as Paris Hilton discussing Sartre.

I’ve tried to make my significant other my soccer conversation partner through sheer force, but now I truly understand the plight of the missionary. No matter how suave one may be, converting the disinterested can border on impossible. But the same applies to stubbornness, which is why missionaries and the disinterested stubborn make such a magical pairing. I digress.

Upon failing to covert the other, I did what anyone in their right mind without an audience would do. I went online.

That was four years ago. (more…)

Culture

American Soccer Music 2.0: From All Fours to Upright

by Miriti Murungi

Alexi Lalas CD

“USA! USA! USA!”

Yes, I get it. You’re American. Me too.

That’s where we started. Armed with knowledge of our country of residence and an ability to abbreviate, we launched the USA chant on unsuspecting eardrums. Unsure of what else to say, other than perhaps, “Ref, you suck,” or other expletive-ridden versions like, “Ref you [insert expletive] suck,” we pushed the USA chant to its limits, alternating between stiff chants and Jersey Shore-esque fist pumping while repeating the same three letters over and over again. And I’m glad we did it, lest we be confused with our neighbors to the north. You know, the ones with the socialized medicine. (more…)

Culture

Seriously People, Remember Where You Came From

by Miriti Murungi

Major League Soccer

Sometimes you need to just take a deep breath and appreciate what you have. That goes for all of us. We complain a lot about MLS, and often our complaints are warranted. But at times we make it painfully obvious that we have as much perspective as Preki has patience.

I was preparing a rant while watching the second leg of the CONCACAF Champions League match between Toronto FC and Motagua of Honduras. Venting about what we take for granted was the goal. For example, I pondered venting about the fact that: (more…)

Culture

Ranking the Top Colleges for Soccer Fans?

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

US News World Report

U.S. News & World Report loves ranking stuff. If you’ve finished with college and graduate school, there’s little need to head back to the rankings until you have children, or unless you’re me. I have little interest in ranking the conventional. Ranking teams, players, cities and majors no longer have any importance to me. But what about ranking the top colleges for soccer fans? U.S. News & World Report, you’ve got my attention. (more…)

Culture

Manchester Comes to New York; Some People Care, Others Drink Lemonade

by Miriti Murungi

Bridge Adebayor Toure

They’re here, they’re there, they’re _____ everywhere!

Last week, Manchester City continued its quest to take over the world in New York’s Chinatown. A host of City players, including Kolo Toure, Wayne Bridge, Emmanuel Adebayor, Micah Richards, Joe Hart, and Shaun Wright-Phillips, broke out in a game of pick up soccer much to the pleasure of the handful of City supporters and curious bystanders.

While gasps of, “Oh my God, that’s [fill in overpaid player's name],” echoed amongst the spectators, only a few feet away, New York residents were sitting on benches, playing basketball, and picking their noses, oblivious to the fact that one-third of this year’s best baby momma drama was playing soccer just steps away. (more…)

Culture

Give Me My Ball, I’m Going Home … Alone

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Stubborn Old Dude

Imagine if Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, and the cast from The Hills all loved soccer.  Now imagine that the people who like the aforementioned all liked what you like.  Imagine they showed up at matches, sat next to you at pubs during games, and called into your favorite talk shows … oh, I’m sorry, podcasts. Imagine that Generation Teen Cribs, a generation that craves for attention, loves feedback, and wants to take people on tours of their parents’ houses as if they are responsible for all the glory that surrounds them took an active interest in soccer. I’ve got to say, I kind of like things the way they are. (more…)

Culture

Watch the Narco-Soccer Documentary “The Two Escobars” on ESPN

by The Chairman

The Two Escobars

Jeff and Michael Zimbalist’s documentary The Two Escobars brings us a tale of a nation griped by crime, drugs and a passion for soccer.  At the time, circa 1994, Columbia was seen as one of the world’s most reviled narco-states and one of the world’s best soccer nations, at one time being ranked 4th on the FIFA rankings.  At the time, many Colombians were hoping that victory in the World Cup would help rebuild the country’s tattered image.  Unfortunately, that dream was never realized.  Colombia’s hopes came crashing down with one errant kick in the 1994 World Cup by Andres Escobar, the national team’s star player.  The player’s subsequent murder was a cold reminder of how the violent drug trade controlled everything within the country, including soccer.
If you haven’t already seen it at a film festival near you, make sure to catch this fascinating documentary so that you have something interesting to say about the relationship between cartels and the local and national teams in Colombia when the conversation comes up at work.  Fueled by drug money, soccer enjoyed both a meteoric rise and a cataclysmic fall. Mesmerizing stuff.
The documentary will air on Saturday, July 17 at 12 PM on ESPN2.

Jeff and Michael Zimbalist’s documentary The Two Escobars brings us a tale of a nation gripped by crime, drugs and a passion for soccer.  At the time (circa 1994), Colombia was seen as one of the world’s most reviled narco-states and one of the world’s best soccer nations, at one point ranked 4th in the FIFA rankings.  During this period, many Colombians were hoping that victory at the 1994 World Cup would help rebuild the country’s tattered image.  Unfortunately, that dream was never realized.  Colombia’s hopes came crashing down with one errant kick during the World Cup by Andres Escobar, one of the team’s star players.  Escobar’s subsequent murder was a cold reminder of how the violent drug trade controlled everything within the country, including soccer. (more…)

Culture

MLS’ Non-Existent Moment of Conversion, Harry Potter, and the Need for Patience

by Miriti Murungi

Harry Potter

You can’t force someone to pay attention to something they don’t want to pay attention to.  Remember the last time you tried to force someone to read a book they already told you they had no interest in reading? Try telling me that I should dive into Harry Potter.  I’m sorry, but I determined long ago that anything that eight year olds and eighty year olds both love is a danger to democracy. Not interested. Try telling someone with negative interest in techno that they should give it more time. They won’t. Conversion is a waste of time. Not only do you waste other people’s time; you more often than not end up wasting your own time.
As a soccer lover in the US, if you insist on giving others the Jehovah’s Witness treatment, you’re just ensuring that you remain the subject of ridicule in the same circles you’re trying to infiltrate. There are better ways to persuade. Beer, for one, is a great tool to persuade others to temporarily open their minds. Ranting and raving? Not so much.
The growth of soccer in the US is an inevitable topic that breaks out every men’s World Cup cycle. Capturing more unsuspecting souls to not only like soccer, but to become fans of MLS, becomes the practice du jour for everyone with a vested interest in the sport. But how effective are our attempts at conversion?
In reality, the US soccer landscape is pretty settled.  Everything that will take place post-World Cup was already going on pre-World Cup. Bringing Brazil to play the US in August will certainly draw additional fans, but at some point, these sexy events will disappear and we’ll be left with the pieces of the game that have always been here – youth soccer, high school soccer, college soccer, MLS, and the countless leagues smashed in between.
But the question remains: Does a growing US audience for the World Cup create a broader audience for our domestic leagues? It may put soccer on more radars, but I’m not persuaded that it can close the deal. In fact, I’d be willing to wager that there’s very little correlation between successful top level events and any sustainable growth in the audience for our domestic leagues.
Watching the best players in the world feeds the appetite for top level soccer, something that does not yet exist in the US. Even if we look beyond the World Cup, high-profile friendlies in the US are hardly the proper barometer to measure the state of our domestic leagues as they have always drawn in the US. I recall going to Brazil vs. Germany at RFK in 1990. The crowd showed up. A few years ago when Real Madrid played Roma at Giants Stadium, the place was packed. So what prevents these fans from supporting our domestic leagues? Perhaps it’s simply the level of play. Rather than hanging our hopes on World Cups and mega-friendlies, a slow steady investment in improving the level of play is required, while hoping that when there are moments (like the US qualification for a high profile tournament like the World Cup), our teams perform, thereby capturing our collective imagination.
The US team flopping in South Africa would have been a much bigger blow to the growth of soccer as a spectator sport in the US than whether we can line up a hyper-friendlies with teams like Brazil. So what does that say? It says that performance is king. Brazilian tours of the US, at least for growth of the domestic game, is a temporary sideshow, an entertaining distraction. When the Brazilians go back to their top flight leagues around the world, we are left with ourselves to look at every day. Don’t get me wrong, we’re looking better every day, but we’re still far from the hottest ticket in town.
The right kind of conversion happens when people determine that there is something worth converting to. It’s often less of an epiphany, and more of a process of understanding on your own terms, experimenting, and then deciding whether your new hobby is the right fit. At this point, if we’re being honest, a neutral walking into a English Premier League match will be much more likely to be entertained by the level of play than if they walked into an MLS ground. That shouldn’t be a shock to anyone who knows anything about soccer. But for some reason, many of the rabid MLS supporters don’t seem to get why we can have these magical moments every four years, yet still fail to convert fans to our domestic leagues.
We need to get over our fixation of whether THIS is that moment. There is no moment for US soccer if we’re talking about our ability to create more fans for our domestic leagues. Moments are for journalists who realize that moments make much better stories than processes. World Cup moments can make people fall for the World Cup, but the would-be domestic soccer fan is quickly returned to reality as they realize that MLS is not the World Cup.  It’s not the English Premier League, La Liga, the Bundesliga or even Ligue 1. You don’t have to look far to find someone making the argument that certain MLS sides would match up against well against Team X from the popular Y League. But soccer isn’t a game just about scoring. It’s also about the art on the field; art that can make a 0-0 match thrilling. So when we start fielding domestic club sides (oddly enough, like the early D.C. United sides) that can entertain, that can make us dream, then we’ll be able to start converting both soccer fans and non-soccer fans into supporters of our domestic leagues. Simply put, there will be more converts to the domestic game when the product on the field matches the expectation and drama that people require, and for that, we need to be patient and focus on doing things the right way. One exciting World Cup isn’t the magic bullet.
So join me in making a concerted effort to refrain from using the World Cup to convert people to MLS. It just won’t happen, not yet. Beer, maybe. Raucous supporter culture, perhaps. But forced conversion? Meh. Let’s leave that to the others who keep knocking on my front door and the Harry Potter fans.

This World Cup was great for MLS. If you enjoyed the World Cup, it’s time to give MLS a chance. Can I get an amen?

Whoa … back up. No so fast, champ.

You can’t force someone to pay attention to something they don’t want to pay attention to. Remember the last time you tried to force someone to read a book they already told you they had no interest in reading? Try telling me that I should dive into Harry Potter. I’m sorry, but I determined long ago that anything that eight year olds and eighty year olds both love is a danger to democracy. Not interested. (more…)

Culture

Netherlands v. Spain: How History Fuels World Cup Decisions

by The Chairman

Netherlands v. Spain

As their teams go by the wayside, soccer fans often find themselves needing to regroup and find another team to support, lest they risk isolating themselves from the euphoria that is the World Cup.  Rather than relying on sport related reasons when choosing another team to support, some soccer fans choose to go beyond the game and delve into history.  These fans offer some of the most illogical (and often humorous) reasons for their decisions. (more…)

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