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Racism Insurance: The Cure to Football’s Problems

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

I Heart Racism

Go overboard with the banter? Not culturally acclimated yet? Have teammates who uncomfortably and mistakenly think they are “down” with the people? Too old and weary of getting caught using antiquated words like “colored” or “boy” at the workplace?

Well, we’ve got a product for you.

Racism Insurance! The empowering, 21st century solution for the casual racist and prolific offender.

I know what you’re thinking. “Brilliant! Tell me more!”

Here’s how it works. You pay monthly premiums for your insurance, just like you would for car insurance. Except, you’ll be preparing for a different type of car wreck. (more…)

Musings

Nutmeg Radio Stuff Elsewhere

by Miriti Murungi

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Right.

There’s been some Nutmeg Radio-related stuff that’s done gone up elsewhere in recent times. Perhaps you’re not on the Twitter. Perhaps you just don’t care. And all that is fine. But, if you do, well, then I’m here for you.

Today, we joined forces with The Shin Guardian, a fantastic blog that primarily focuses on the game from a US soccer angle. The words over there take you on a journey into the future of US soccer. I know you’re all wondering what it’s going to be like. Well, go on, find out. (more…)

Musings

The Joey Barton Chronicles: Part II (The First Stop)

by Miriti Murungi

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The sun was setting as Joey Barton approached the outskirts of Cordoba. He had been pushing Pardew pretty hard over hundreds of kilometers of challenging terrain. Ten hours, he figured, was enough. And ten hours of relative isolation away from all that was familiar was becoming a greater challenge than he initially envisioned. It was time to get into some trouble. (more…)

Musings

Jurgen’s Corner: Analyzing the Coach’s First Day, Unnecessarily Reading Between the Lines

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

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About week ago, we learned that Bob Bradley, the U.S. coach since 2006, was being unceremoniously retired from his position by USSF President Sunil Gulati. Apparently lots of people on Facebook “liked” that. The fact that Bradley was being fired was expertly hidden by the Federation. No one had the scoop. But the shock didn’t last long. Soon thereafter, speculation was rife about who would be the next leader of a men’s national team that has been growing in popularity and profile over the last few cycles.

Enter the guy who everyone thought would be the guy. Jurgen Klinsmann. He’s German. (more…)

Pub Talk

The Joey Barton Chronicles: Part I (The Decision)

by Miriti Murungi

It’s 1999.

Fresh out of medical school, a young Joey Barton is pondering life’s big questions. Using his medical degree is important, but he feels a higher calling. Shaped by legends of freedom fighters, Joey knows that the pursuit of a conventional medical practice would leave him feeling empty. So he decides to fix his rickety motorcycle and cruise around South America. There is no itinerary, no ultimate physical destination. Joey’s destination is a spiritual one. The goal is to find his place and to align his moral compass with his training, and ultimately to discover an inspired direction. (more…)

Pub Talk

Unsexy Soccer Moments: Broken Shoelace

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Shoelace

Juan Agudelo in training prior to the MLS All-Star Game.

Agudelo: “Damn. My shoelace just broke.”

Equipment Manager: “I’ll grab another.”

(Equipment manager grabs an extra shoe lace. Agudelo decides to just put on another pair of boots.)

This has been a unsexy soccer moment, brought to you by Nutmeg Radio. (more…)

Musings

MLS All-Star Game featuring Manchester United and Stephen Colbert

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Manchester United will be playing the MLS All-Stars on July 27 at Red Bull Arena. This is the second consecutive year that the English Premier League giants will be crossing the pond to face MLS’ finest. It will be a high profile match in one of the league’s premier soccer-specific venues.

A game of this stature, that will surely feature some of the world’s best players, deserves a halftime show to match. (more…)

Musings

Freedom! Your All-Braveheart Team

by Miriti Murungi

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Attitude. Stubble. Warrior. Braveheart.

Pretend for a moment that William Wallace managed a soccer team. After signing on the dotted line and facing the media to discuss his transition from freedom fighter to manager, one of Wallace’s first tasks would be recruiting an army, one, presumably, that would reflect his, shall we say, brave spirit.

But what type of player would Wallace pursue?

Wallace, like any manager, would surely consider a player’s technical ability. But there are more important traits than technique in William Wallace’s world. Ultimately, it’s a player’s heart that would convince him to loosen the purse strings. But heart isn’t always an easy thing to measure, especially when you’ve spent the majority of your adult life roaming the countryside without access to the internet and all of a sudden come face-to-face with a bloated transfer market. So a back up plan is necessary.

Thankfully, there is a relatively uncomplicated alternative. When the measure of a player’s heart can’t be easily ascertained, an easy out is to unearth players who look like they have heart. Said another way, a shortcut to assembling a team of Bravehearts is to target players who might be cast, at a minimum, as extras in Braveheart.

So, shortcut it is.

With the help of Sean Rubio (@elecseanica on Twitter), we’ve pulled together a starting 10 for an All-Braveheart team. Why starting 10, you say? Simple. Because a team of Bravehearts has no need for a goalkeeper.

Let’s get started with the unveiling of the team. (more…)

Pub Talk

Welcome to the National Soccer League

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

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The NFL is dying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. For decades, the National Football League has been the big draw in American sports. Team owners rarely worry about losing audiences as they are well aware that the general public has been reared on a steady diet of American football and, therefore, is conditioned to need it. We need American football like we need reality television and super-sized portions of anything resembling food. That’s what they think. The smugness floating around the owners projects an unwavering confidence that their iron grip on the throats of the American sporting audience will continue into perpetuity. But the NFL didn’t see this coming.

Welcome to the National Soccer League (NSL), the new, North American soccer league poised to take over where the NFL has slipped. To call this a magical moment in the world of sports would be a massive understatement. This is going to be epic. People are probably going to get injured just from the press releases. (more…)

Pub Talk

Test Your Maturity Level with This BBC Arsenal Video

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

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