NR Commentary

Musings

Musings

Racism Insurance: The Cure to Football’s Problems

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

I Heart Racism

Go overboard with the banter? Not culturally acclimated yet? Have teammates who uncomfortably and mistakenly think they are “down” with the people? Too old and weary of getting caught using antiquated words like “colored” or “boy” at the workplace?

Well, we’ve got a product for you.

Racism Insurance! The empowering, 21st century solution for the casual racist and prolific offender.

I know what you’re thinking. “Brilliant! Tell me more!”

Here’s how it works. You pay monthly premiums for your insurance, just like you would for car insurance. Except, you’ll be preparing for a different type of car wreck. (more…)

Musings

Nutmeg Radio Stuff Elsewhere

by Miriti Murungi

NR Logo

Right.

There’s been some Nutmeg Radio-related stuff that’s done gone up elsewhere in recent times. Perhaps you’re not on the Twitter. Perhaps you just don’t care. And all that is fine. But, if you do, well, then I’m here for you.

Today, we joined forces with The Shin Guardian, a fantastic blog that primarily focuses on the game from a US soccer angle. The words over there take you on a journey into the future of US soccer. I know you’re all wondering what it’s going to be like. Well, go on, find out. (more…)

Musings

The Joey Barton Chronicles: Part II (The First Stop)

by Miriti Murungi

motorcycle

The sun was setting as Joey Barton approached the outskirts of Cordoba. He had been pushing Pardew pretty hard over hundreds of kilometers of challenging terrain. Ten hours, he figured, was enough. And ten hours of relative isolation away from all that was familiar was becoming a greater challenge than he initially envisioned. It was time to get into some trouble. (more…)

Musings

Jurgen’s Corner: Analyzing the Coach’s First Day, Unnecessarily Reading Between the Lines

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

109-juergen-klinsmann-2006

About week ago, we learned that Bob Bradley, the U.S. coach since 2006, was being unceremoniously retired from his position by USSF President Sunil Gulati. Apparently lots of people on Facebook “liked” that. The fact that Bradley was being fired was expertly hidden by the Federation. No one had the scoop. But the shock didn’t last long. Soon thereafter, speculation was rife about who would be the next leader of a men’s national team that has been growing in popularity and profile over the last few cycles.

Enter the guy who everyone thought would be the guy. Jurgen Klinsmann. He’s German. (more…)

Musings

MLS All-Star Game featuring Manchester United and Stephen Colbert

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Manchester United will be playing the MLS All-Stars on July 27 at Red Bull Arena. This is the second consecutive year that the English Premier League giants will be crossing the pond to face MLS’ finest. It will be a high profile match in one of the league’s premier soccer-specific venues.

A game of this stature, that will surely feature some of the world’s best players, deserves a halftime show to match. (more…)

Musings

Freedom! Your All-Braveheart Team

by Miriti Murungi

Braveheart1

Attitude. Stubble. Warrior. Braveheart.

Pretend for a moment that William Wallace managed a soccer team. After signing on the dotted line and facing the media to discuss his transition from freedom fighter to manager, one of Wallace’s first tasks would be recruiting an army, one, presumably, that would reflect his, shall we say, brave spirit.

But what type of player would Wallace pursue?

Wallace, like any manager, would surely consider a player’s technical ability. But there are more important traits than technique in William Wallace’s world. Ultimately, it’s a player’s heart that would convince him to loosen the purse strings. But heart isn’t always an easy thing to measure, especially when you’ve spent the majority of your adult life roaming the countryside without access to the internet and all of a sudden come face-to-face with a bloated transfer market. So a back up plan is necessary.

Thankfully, there is a relatively uncomplicated alternative. When the measure of a player’s heart can’t be easily ascertained, an easy out is to unearth players who look like they have heart. Said another way, a shortcut to assembling a team of Bravehearts is to target players who might be cast, at a minimum, as extras in Braveheart.

So, shortcut it is.

With the help of Sean Rubio (@elecseanica on Twitter), we’ve pulled together a starting 10 for an All-Braveheart team. Why starting 10, you say? Simple. Because a team of Bravehearts has no need for a goalkeeper.

Let’s get started with the unveiling of the team. (more…)

Musings

South African Football Association Using Advanced Monitoring to Gain the Upper Hand

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

SAFA

South African Football Association (SAFA) president Kirsten Nematandani tried to downplay fears that SAFA spies on all soccer officials. SAFA only spies on some of them. Duly noted.

SAFA vice-president Shoes Mazibuko and Danny Jordaan, former chief executive of the 2010 World Cup Local Organizing Committee, recently found monitoring devices in their respective vehicles. Already, SAFA has confirmed that its financial director, Gronie Hluyo, instructed the fleet management department to install the monitoring devices. Who knew that financial directors were also responsible for monitoring? (more…)

Musings

World Cup 2010 Oscars: And the Winner Is …

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

SA World Cup

The World Cup is over. Carlos Puyol is a world champion but still refuses to get a haircut. Africa’s first World Cup has ended without any of the players falling prey to lions and tigers like in Kenya, or polar bears or unicorns for that matter. As far as we know, Jacob Zuma hasn’t married anyone else and the universe is still in decent running condition, not great, but decent.

In celebration of the previous month of almost non-stop soccer, we’ve decided to roll out a few World Cup Oscar Awards. We’ve left out the US because the homeland deserves its own set of awards. So rest of the world, here you go. (more…)

Musings

World Cup: Wake Me Up When Something Exciting Happens

by The Chairman

Wake Me Up

It may just be me, but the level of sheer magic in this World Cup has been absent in comparison to past events.  To date, there has been too little in the form of excitement and wonder.  Where are the nuggets of sublime creativity or sheer force of will that have made previous campaigns the stuff of folklore?  Am I being too nostalgic or has the game evolved to this?  Where is the wonder goal created out of nothing that the next generation will be talking about and trying to replicate on the football field?  I may be getting ahead of myself with the quarterfinals less than a day away, but this World Cup has been as exciting as watching paint dry for the following three reasons: (more…)

Musings

Will Rap for Trophies or at Least Advancing to the Knockout Stage

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Redman

Ay yo, Lando, tell ‘em the truth / He’ll still end up polishin’ boots  – Candyman, “Polishin’ Boots Remix”

If U.S. Men’s National Team players were rappers.  No, that’s it, if they were rappers. One shouldn’t read this expecting the tired comparisons where white people are required to resemble white people and brownish people need to resemble other brownish people. Rather, we’re doing this based on character traits.  Is there an MC who is a better rapper stunt double for the players selected below?  Let us know!  And remember, characteristics, not appearance. (more…)

Page 1 of 3123»

Featured Gear

"Les Éléphants" (Côte d'Ivoire/Ivory Coast)

If you love perms or Didier Drogba, you’ll love the Les Éléphants shirt …

$19.99 USD

Featured Gear

"Three Lions" (England)

Support Engerland while wearing the Nutmeg Radio Three Lions shirt…

$19.99 USD

Featured Gear

"La Furia Roja" (Spain)

Spain is trying to conquer the world again. This time, they might succeed.

$19.99 USD
  • secondfig: Dalglish; “For me the most important person, who is under the greater spotlight is Luis… The...
  • John _in_VA: Miriti, I loved your article. You are an excellent writer. Many US soccer fans wonder how a country as...
  • Mark Stevens: It’ would be prudent to note that the translation of “calcio e’ un...
  • Bob: An excellent, thoughful piece. As referenced, it is fair to both want increased Hispanic (and African American)...
  • Jen: Thank you so much for the answer. We are near Pittsburgh, and he does play on a travel team and cup team, which...
  • dreamingpixel: “Debussy – Claire de Lune”.. amazing work

Subscribe

Receive news & updates by email.
We promise not to abuse the privilege.

Say Something

Leave us an anonymous message.

  1. (required)
 

cforms contact form by delicious:days

Football for Change

Learn more...

Football for Change is a feature in which Nutmeg Radio highlights work being done by organizations across the globe using soccer to promote development.

  • Nutmeg Radio Contributors

    Our team of all-stars. Click on a face for bio.

    Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.
    The Chairman
    El Gringo Louco
    Beowulf Ritchie