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On Tea Parties and Football Terraces: Deconstructing Fringe Elements

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Tea Party

I’m kind of sick of the “fringe element” argument.  It goes something like this.  Group of people attend event.  Elements of said group engage in behavior that is unbecoming of ladies or gentlemen. Then the powers associated with said group claim that the unbecoming behavior is not representative of the group at large.  They are, in effect, a “fringe element” of the greater group.  This supposedly relieves the remaining majority from any responsibility concerning the actions of the fringe element.  Very clever.  Very clever, indeed. (more…)

Musings

George Cohen Does It Again, Passes Health Care Reform

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

House of Representatives

At critical times in our nation’s history, great men have stood up and moved us forward.  George Cohen has now done it twice in one weekend.

Late last night many of us watched health care reform pass in Congress.  It was one of those rare moments when watching our Congress in action made me proud.  You see, I love dysfunctional, chaotic politics.  I hate the fact that nothing typically gets done to improve the lives of average citizens, but I’ve got to admit that I do enjoy good theater.   Usually, I prefer to watch Taiwanese or British parliament, but yesterday made me proud, not because of the result, but because of the spectacle.  Finally on a non-State-of-the-Union night, American political theater caught up with our all-star games, and for that, we can be proud to be American. (more…)

Musings

Beowulf on MLS: Do I Want the League To Be Popular? Meh.

by Beowulf Ritchie

Beowulf Ritchie

It seems to be the consensus among American soccer fans and those who blog, write, and talk about it, that a spike in popularity of the beautiful game in this country would be a good thing. I respectfully disagree. I have several reasons for this opinion, on which I will elaborate below, but my basic logic is quite simple: It’s good the way it is. (more…)

Musings

What Roman Abramovich Can Learn From George Steinbrenner

by The Chairman

NY Yankees

In the aftermath of yet another disappointing exit from the UEFA Champions League, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is rumored to be on the verge of making drastic changes to his team of highly paid mercenaries, I mean stars. As has become routine at this time of year, Chelsea players and coaches are on the proverbial hot seat. In fairness, the owner has let it be known that he covets one thing above all else, a Champions League trophy. Since his arrival, the Russian oligarch has thrown money at the problems facing Chelsea. He has reportedly spent upwards of £600 million in his quest for the crown, with nothing but six measly major trophies to show for it. By most accounts, Chelsea is one of Europe’s elite football teams.  However, Roman remains unsatisfied. He needs to win the Champions League quite simply because he wants Chelsea to be the best football club in Europe.

Roman’s demanding nature reminds me of George Steinbrenner.   (more…)

Musings

On Carlo Ancelotti’s Face and Politics … And Why Politics is Worse

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Chelsea v Congress

On the sidelines of yesterday’s Chelsea vs. Inter Milan match, Carlo Ancelotti looked like he was in the third hour of a four hour session on the fourth day of a physics conference.  His face was dead.  Expressionless.  Emotionless.  It was priceless.  My sense is that Ancelotti would make a terrible mime.

The obvious angle here is that Ancelotti’s lack of emotion was passed on to his team.  But Chelsea’s performance can hardly be said to have been emotionless.  Chelsea certainly created chances on the night.  There were a few calls that Chelsea fans will claim were clear penalties.  Crazier assertions have been made.  Penalties have been called for less.   (more…)

Pub Talk

Why Feigning Interest In My Matches Is No Fun For Either Of Us

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

Couple in Love

Let me frame it like this.  Imagine that I keep telling you how much I want to start watching Grey’s Anatomy with you.  As far as you can tell from my repeated requests, this is something I really want to do.  We mark the date on the calendar and cross off the days as the big day approaches.  Soon enough, the day arrives.  You’re super excited to sit down and watch Grey’s Anatomy and it’s all the more exciting because now you’re going to get to share your favorite show with me.  We sit down on the couch and get comfortable.  The show starts.  I sense the excitement as you grab my arm and then enter into the sitcom zone, becoming one with the TV screen.  Nothing can disrupt this moment.  Approximately two minutes into the show, I pick up a sports magazine and start flipping through it.  (more…)

Musings

On Tyson & Maradona

by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

VENEZUELA SOCCER

A few things Mike Tyson and Diego Maradona have in common:

  • They were both tremendous athletes (arguably the greatest in the world at their respective peaks) who became awkwardly fat.
    • They both have those unique Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara tattoos.  I may run out and get me one of them shirts before people catch on to this Che guy.
      • Given the Argentine FA’s track record, both are just as likely to be coaching Argentina at the 2010 World Cup.
        • Both used their hands to earn a living.

          (more…)

          Musings

          Come on, Ochopsycho. You can’t play real football.

          by Clive Longbottom-Fellow, Esq.

          Ocho Cinco

          Chuck’s post on Ochopsycho raises a topic that many of us hypothesize about with some frequency — whether a top athlete in one sport would be able to compete at the highest level in another sport.  But since that’s such an open question, let’s focus on Ocho’s comment as applied to making the transition from American football to real football.

          (more…)

          Musings

          Ochopyscho?

          by Sir Charles of Stack

          Ocho Cinco

          Cinncinati Bengals star receiver has claimed on his Twitter that he could sign with AC Milan if the NFL players go on strike over the next couple years…

          Maybe he could appear for the Laredo Heat during injury time but… c’mon, Chad.

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