Is it wrong if I’m not particularly moved by Wayne Rooney’s sudden interest in leaving Manchester United? I know his tussle with Alex Ferguson is supposed to be … or rather, is big news, but really, how many dramatic transfers can happen before transfers just aren’t that dramatic anymore? In other news, Somali Islamist group Al-Shabaab cut off the hand and leg of a young school boy in Somalia. Maybe I’m just influenced by the order I read the news on any given day, but today, I don’t really care that Wayne Rooney is unsettled and wants to join a team with “ambition.” Maybe it will register tomorrow. But I hope not.