Wow. You blink and you’re ten years older, everybody’s lactose intolerant, people bring their own bags to the grocery store, Landon Donovan is playing in the Premier League, and goalie gloves look like this. If I was going up for a header and looked at the keeper and saw him (or her) wearing these Robocop gloves, I might reconsider the header. Well played, Puma. If keeper attire should be anything, it should be intimidating. I’m certainly feeling Puma’s direction here. Next they should make an intimidating keeper helmet for Peter Cech. Maybe with horns.
Those are gloves even Michael Jackson would have loved.