These socks are actually for sale. Really. Now I know what you’re thinking – can I get these in other colors? Of course. These beauties are available in ten other colors to match all of your outfits. These would look fantastic with, say, the 1994 U.S. National Team jersey. You remember that amazing ode to denim, don’t you? In the history of absolutely horrific pieces of football apparel, the ‘94 jersey is the standard bearer for horrificness in the modern era.
What pieces of apparel stand out to you as particularly horrible? If you’re interested in these Red Lion Cosmic Socks, you can pick up a pair over at www.soccer.com. If you’re going hunting anytime soon, I recommend the green ones for camouflage.
